Mr. James Goes to Nigeria [part two]

The anti-climactic conclusion to my Nigerian scammer adventure. [Part One]

Subject: RE: Playstation for Mr James ready for to go!!!

Thanks so much for sending me the pictures of the Game and am so glad to recieve the picture from you, yes am ok with it and have it send to my cousin as you promised this week. Also the game wont break in box if you pack it well ok? As soon as you pack it wel in the box it wont break and have told him that you will be sending the game to him this week hope he will get it next week. As soon as you send the game, do let me know and get back to me with the confirmation number which i will pass to him over there.

Do send me your payment details..

Sincerely, Mr James.

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Subject: RE: RE: Playstation for Mr James ready for to go!!!

Mr James,
There is problem that to you I must discuss.
You see, I go to the work today. And also I tell my youngest son, Stalin, you will do this chore for today while I go to the work today. I say, you will take the game machine system and you will make to sure it will fit nicely into the box, because Mr James say the game machine system must to be inside the box when to send through the mail for to be safe. I already make sure the duct tape will make for the game station to not to be scratched, but you must put it in box.
My son, he is not of the smartness like you and me Mr James. He not understood of my words correctly.
He finds the box it is not of right size for to fit the game machine system. So my son, he goes into mine tools and he try to make fit inside the box.
Please you to see pictures to explain.
What is that you wish for Mr Derek to do?

Love, Mr Derek
P.S.
You will to be sending me your photograph in next email ok?

"She will fit in box"

Subject: RE: RE: RE: Playstation for Mr James ready for to go!!!

Ok so the game is not good anymore?

Subject: Super Game Station Box 360

Mr James

I give to you much sorry for of the problems. I hit my son for his foolishness for to cut the game machine in half in two.
I take all wires and plastics and gears parts and fuels and I push them back inside the game machine and I fix with more the duct tape. Also I use the electrical tape for because the game machine she uses the electricity also.
Haha Mr Derek must be magic man for to fix game machine, and the game machine she still works the games and she does not spark or click or make the smoke that for to make the room smell of the burned tires. Because also I play the Mario Brothers game all night. Haha I have the much fun, also so she still works and is not broekn.
So we still have the business deal yes?

Subject: RE: Super Game Station Box 360

Thanks Gos, so will you still have it sent this week as you have promised to? Also Do you still have the address with you ? Then let me know the details to send payment.
Sincerely
Mr James.

Subject: The Moneys

Mr James,
Yes much thanks to this Gos. I send the box to your brother by end of week yes.
Ok now then for how much of the paper moneys is Mr James going to send to me and my children for the super game station box?
Mr Derek

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Subject: RE: The Moneys

Ok so how much do you want me to send you for the Gane Station?

Subject: RE: RE: The Moneys

Mr James,
Ok to hold our business for the one second.
You have insulted me and mine family and it is time for this to discuss.
-You have not sent to me your photograph as we have previously to agreed.
-You do not to answer me for when I ask Mr James about his job and his wife and his children.
-You do not for to remember how much moneys we agrees for item.
If you are to continue in theses insulting behavior actions, then also I will have problems for to do the business deal with you.
Mr Derek is a nice man for is for to care for his family and his friends, and Mr James insults him.
Please to correct yourself Mr James and then we to continue the business.
Please to reply soon.
Mr Derek

Weeks go by without response.

One day I receive the following email regarding another classified.

Subject: Reply to Online Classified Ad: Dell Inspiron 8500 Laptop

Good Day,
I hereby to inform you that am interested in your Dell Inspiron 8500
Laptopfor sale. Do let me know if you still have it for sale. Tell me your
last offer also send me the pictures if you have them with you and let me
know the present condition ok? Looking forward to hearing from you and
take care. Do write me back through my mail below
flowdavis04@yahoo.com
Sincerely,
Davis.

Subject: RE: Reply to Online Classified Ad: Dell Inspiron 8500 Laptop

Hello Davis,
I am very interesting in the dealing of business with you.
Please know that the item Dell Inspiron 8500 Laptop is for sale.
The pictures are attached in the email below for your viewing.
I am willing to provide bank information to do international wiring of moneys.
I look forward to your reply.
Sincerly,
Mr Derek