NoTigers.com Holiday Special!

No Tigers Santa

Fact: Tigers hate Christmas

The good people at NoTigers.com, the creators of the famous Tiger Attack Prevention Rock™ are having a holiday sale!

Now, get 5 Tiger Attack Prevention Rocks™ for only $19.95!

That’s right! Spare your entire family the horribly grusome ordeal of being attacked by tigers for only $19.95! It pays for itself!

Tiger Attack Prevention Rocks™ have been proven using science. I can also personally endorse this product, as I’ve had a TAPR for almost 3 years now without a single tiger attack!

So get your Tiger Attack Prevention Rocks™ at NoTigers.com today! Before it’s too late!

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  1. Greg T
    12:26 PM on December 16th, 2009

    Simpson’s did it!

  2. Derek
    12:30 PM on December 16th, 2009

    “Lisa, I would like to buy your rock.”

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